Is this fictional or real?

I lied.

I tend to do that.

I said that I would not show anyone this blog, until under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

But then I realized, what fun is a blog, without some fans?

So, I showed it to my three best friends, and emailed it to my best college friend.

Her response?

"Is this fictional or real?"

So let me address that. The only things that have been changed in these entries are names. The rest is pure fact.

Welcome to my life.